Dads may not empty the dishwasher often enough, or make it home before dinner every night. Dads may teach ridiculous behaviors like passing gas on your sibling. Dads may write the wrong month, day, or year for a birthday on paperwork – or even forgot how you decided to spell a middle name at some point. Dads may never attend the well check-ups or even most of the sick visits. Dads may fall asleep before the kids every.single.time they attempt bedtime.